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♔ 1| It's Only A Dream...
[Arthur Pendragon, Crown Prince and unofficial regent of Camelot is dreaming of tournaments.
This in itself isn't the least bit odd, what is odd, is how the dream in question is unfolding.
For one thing, Father is in the stands dressed in - of all things - a jesters hat!
Merlin is standing beside Arthur and is handing him what should be his sword, but it's not, it's just a sad looking tree branch! And waiting to face him on the field of battle is Guinevere! Who looks quite fetching in armour, but considering the sword she's brandishing is real, the whole thing is all together unsettling.
Granted, Arthur's had a lot on his shoulders and has been forced to get by on little sleep, but this...this is just ridiculous!
And somehow, there's a nagging feeling that things are about to get a lot more ridiculous.]
This in itself isn't the least bit odd, what is odd, is how the dream in question is unfolding.
For one thing, Father is in the stands dressed in - of all things - a jesters hat!
Merlin is standing beside Arthur and is handing him what should be his sword, but it's not, it's just a sad looking tree branch! And waiting to face him on the field of battle is Guinevere! Who looks quite fetching in armour, but considering the sword she's brandishing is real, the whole thing is all together unsettling.
Granted, Arthur's had a lot on his shoulders and has been forced to get by on little sleep, but this...this is just ridiculous!
And somehow, there's a nagging feeling that things are about to get a lot more ridiculous.]
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He happens to have no idea what is going on here, but he's pretty sure it's something set in the Medieval Ages. Never let it be said he doesn't do his research (although it's more picked up from comic books than actual research material).]
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He might just stare, because white haired kids in bizarre clothing are not really the expected sight in Camelot.]
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[It's...supposed to be a tournament, right? Doesn't seem like one. For example, sticks are not supposed to be used as swords.]
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"What country do you come from?"
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Muhahahaha! I am the Overlord and Dean of Evil Academy! And since this is a tournament...
[He withdraws a very large sword from its sheath. Tremble, because it's bigger than he is and yet he's managing to lift it just fine.]
I challenge you!
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"I only have this twig!" [He objects holding up the paltry branch.] "You can't challenge me."
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[Besides, he's seen worse things used as swords.]
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"No, I just prefer a fair fight, but...if you're so uncertain of your own skill that you need to be overarmed that's up to you."
[He certain is brave, if a bit foolish...]
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It's strange enough he might just demand, to no-one in particular.] "What's going on here?!"
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"You can't challenge me, I'm not properly armed!" [There is a knight's code after all.]
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Have you forgotten this is a tournament?
[But even as she speaks, her sword simply vanishes as she allows it to dissipate.]
Now it's the same for both of us. Right?
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He decides to question this strange girl.]
"You're magic?"
[1/2]
Until she confirms it. Why should she hide who she is? Her smirk stays in place.]
Shall we begin?
[2/2]
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Not to mention another problem...]
"How will I know you won't use your magic on me?"
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Not looking good for ya buddy.
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"Who -? Where did you get that?" [He points to the turkey leg.]
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Hmm. Don't remember. Tastes good though.
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"Who are you? You're not from Camelot." [Obviously, what this bizarre clothes this stranger is wearing.]
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Is that what this place is? I thought I was in some Renaissance fair. I'm not am I? Are you pretending this is Camelot?
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[Bobby's lucky Arthur only has a tree branch otherwise things could get ugly.]
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All right then, Artie. Is that all right? I know an Artie, he's cool. Still looks like that chick is going to kick your ass.
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excuse Cloud. He's having a bad day
Cloud is wandering through the crowds in the stands. He's got a huge wicker basket on his back and a small tray of rough wood in his hands. He's also, inexplicably, wearing a tattered black cloak that looks a bit like a monk's robe - if a monk was very, very drunk and couldn't quite figure out what a monk's robe was supposed to look like. The cowl though is pushed back to reveal the tell tale spikes of blond with a strange, cheap white paper cap of questionable make stuffed down among them. After making an exchange which consists of throwing a bright colored bag of white and red stripes three rows down and picking up the waving money on the way past, he ambles over to where Arther is. The tray gets presented for browsing.]
Get 'em while they're hot.
[it's more of a bored grunt than anything else. The tray has several varieties on it, each sample ready to be wrapped in it's own colorful bag and tossed to a paying customer. Who knew there were such clean samples of still fresh looking lopped off fingers and toes for sale today?]